Fiona Coors
Nude

It’s becoming more apparent to Mr. Skin that Germany makes its women like they make everything else: sturdy, sexy, and full of utility. Take one good look at German actress Fiona Coors to see what we mean! While Fiona is no relation to the beer distillers of the same name in the United States, she is easily just as intoxicating to our senses and our loins. The pretty blonde has been showing off her cans since Die Bank ist nicht geschädigt (1991), but it’s in Im Teufelskreis (1993) that she really put a head on men’s pints. Her stepfather catches Fiona changing and sees her hops and barley. Bet he’ll drink to that. What we can’t drink to, however, is the tragic fact that this was the last time Fiona was seen naked on screen. Whether it’s the lack of opportunity for such roles, or lack of interest on Fiona’s part…we can’t help but shed a tear and a load with this revelation. Thankfully, it wasn’t the last time she was working in European showbiz. You can still find her strutting her sexy bod around on the German boob tube in series like Krista, where she plays the recurring role of Lotte. Fiona was also coming back again and again (not unlike her most devoted fans) in the shows A Case for Two and 4 Against Z. We love to see our favorite Fiona’s career going strong, but there’s a part of us that also withers away in the absence of skin. Take it off, Coors!